Best Man Cave Flags

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Putting together the perfect man cave can take some effort. Making sure you’ve got the perfect reclining chair, top-of-the-line television to watch your favorite game on, and getting top-notch decorations should be all high on your list. But scrolling through websites of decorations can be tedious, especially if you’re not sure whether or not a manufacturer is trying to upsell their product.

We’ve put together a review and comparison of the best man cave decorations – flag edition. We’ve compiled five different flags and put together this comprehensive review that will give you the knowledge you need to make a smart purchase for your new favorite space. So let’s get right into it.

Man Cave Flag Reviews

NIKIDAS “I Love Titties & Busch Light” Flag

This funny flag from NIKIDAS proudly displays the average man Cave dweller’s two favorite things: good beer and breasts. The display of Busch Light and Titties is set against a corn on the cob backdrop. The bright and vibrant flag brings both a touch of color and humor to an under-decorated man cave.

Review

This particular flag is made out of 100% polyester, which is both vibrant and durable in the wash when needed. The graphics are printed very clearly. The flag weighs about 119g, which gives it a solid feel while also being perfect for hanging up on your wall. It’s not too thick nor too light. It comes with two metal grommets but they’re placed on the sides of the flag, which makes it preferable for hanging outside on a pole. If you’re going to be using it indoors in your man cave, you’re going to need some kind of wall tack to hang up all four ends. 

The flag is 3 feet by 5 feet, which makes it a nice size to hang on the wall of your man cave. It can fit above the TV or along an adjacent wall without taking up too much space. It’s also double stitched to stop any unnecessary fraying when you want to wash it.

Customer pictures have shown that the flag itself, when in consumer hands, is printed a lot less vibrant than the photo would otherwise show. This can be a bit of a disappointment, as the detail of the corn cob background tends to lose its detail when the flag is actually printed.

Despite that, customers have given the NIKIDAS flag a five out of five-star rating on Amazon. It works for both a personal man cave purchase, as well a gift for your favorite Busch Light lover. 

The flag comes in just one style, and while it is currently out of stock on Amazon, it costs about $16.

Pros

  • Metal grommets for hanging
  • Fun and engaging design
  • Good size for versatile hanging
  • Durable polyester will last for many years

Cons

  • Less vibrant in real-life
  • Details get lost in printing

Probsin “That’s My Ass Bro” Flag

With a funny spin on the classic Bass Pro Shop logo, this man cave flag from Prosbin boasts the classic Bass Pro Shop fish and text font, with the phrase “That’s My Ass Bro, Stop”. This flag brings a touch of humor to the man cave, with that familiar logo and hysterical tagline. It is great for the man cave in your home, college dorm, or frat house.

Review

This Prosbin flag is made out of spun polyester, which is great for durability on those days that you feel the need to wash it and freshen it up. The flag also comes with four brass grommets on all four corners of the flag so that you can hang it up safely without having to use tacks to damage the fabric of your walls.

The flat is 3 feet by 5 feet, which makes it a versatile size for you to hang up in various parts of your man cave. The polyester fabric also boasts UV resistance and weatherproofing, if you want to hang it by the window. It also comes with mounting materials, so you have everything you need to hang it up when it arrives.

The product photos seem very vibrant at first, but customer photos do show that the product in hand is a slightly darker wash than advertised. When shipped it is folded up tight, so you’ll have to iron out those creases if you don’t want them in your flag.

This flag retails for $16.99 on Amazon. Customers have given it a five out of five-star rating, as well. Customers have said that it comes with all of the mounting materials and that it’s been a big hit for all of the people that they’ve bought the flag for, either themselves or friends.

Pros

  • Durable polyester
  • Great for students, frats, and man caves
  • Weatherproofing
  • UV resistance allows for it to be placed outside or in a window

Cons

  • Visible creases
  • Less vibrant in real life

“No Weenies Allowed” Flag

While decorating your man cave with a flag from a children’s television show may not sound the coolest, nothing is quite as cool for all ages as a reference to Spongebob Squarepants. Most people who grew up watching Spongebob Squarepants will be immediately familiar with this “No Weenies Allowed” flag from Probsin. The familiar, funny sign from outside the Salty Spitoon proudly declares that whoever walks into this space better not be a weenie. This is why it makes such a fun flag for a man cave.

Review

Probsin has a fair few man cave flags that are references or plays on other things, and this is no exception. The “No Weenies Allowed” flag is made out of a polyester material so that it can be durable and long-lasting. The flag is 3 feet by 5 feet, which gives it a versatile size for hanging up around the man cave. The material is weatherproof as well as UV resistant.

The flag comes with four brass grommets in order to hang it up securely. Like many of Probsin’s other flags, the “No Weenies Allowed” flag comes with free hanging accessories, so you have everything you need to set it up once you order. There’s also double stitching to keep it from falling apart if you ever need to wash it.

Some customers have reported that the flag’s color is a little faded upon arrival and that some of the flags have arrived with only two grommets instead of four. Others have reported that their purchase didn’t come with the wall hangers, so that’s something to keep in mind when ordering. However, the price is decent at $15.99.

Customers have given this Probsin flag a 4.8 out of 5-star rating on Amazon. One customer has reported that the grommet holes arrived ripped out, which is something to keep in mind. Others have reviewed that the flag is of decent weight and decent color when arriving. All in all, this is a good flag for someone in need of a man cave decoration – or even just the biggest SpongeBob SquarePants fan in your life. 

Pros

  • UV resistant – can be placed in a window or outside
  • Durable fabric
  • Free hanging accessories
  • Fun design looks great

Cons

  • Customers report missing pieces
  • Faded color

“2nd Amendment” Flag

This patriotic man cave flag has an American Flag design with the words “2nd Amendment” blazed across the front. In the white stripes of the flag, there is pivotal writing of the actual text of a 2nd Amendment as well. The style looks worn and weathered, just like how the 2nd Amendment looks after standing strong all these years. It is perfect for patriots and those who stand for the 2nd Amendment.

Review

This flag is from This We’ll Defend, and it is made of 100% polyester. It comes with two grommet holes along the sides rather than in the corners of the flag in order to hang it up. The two holes may make it a little bit harder to hang properly than some of the other flags with four grommet holes.

It is double sewn all around, however, which makes it durable for moving, packing, washing, hanging, and other things you may need to do with the flag. It’s a 3 feet by 5 feet flag, which is once again great for having a versatile hanging space. The flag is neither UV resistant nor waterproof, which is okay if you’re hanging it inside, but not ideal if you intend it for outdoor use.

Customers have reported that the fabric is not as thick as other flags of similar quality. It can be slightly see-through, which isn’t good if you’re looking to hang it in a window in your man cave. And while it is made of polyester, it isn’t particularly thick. While the double stitching makes it slightly more durable, the fabric is lacking. You’ll want to be careful with moving or washing this particular flag, due to the light and see-through material.

The cost is $19.50, which is a good price for a flag, but the quality may be lacking. Customers have given this flag 4.7 stars out of 5 stars on Amazon. Many of the customers pointed out that their flag did not survive for very long outdoors. However, if you plan to hang it up inside and take good care of it, it’s a good flag for the price. 

Pros

  • Versatile size
  • Double sewn on all four sides
  • 100% polyester
  • Great for patriots

Cons

  • Thin fabric
  • Brass grommets on the side
  • No UV or weather protection

Prestige Worldwide Flag

Nothing fits in a man cave quite like a raunchy flag that everyone can have a little bit of a laugh at. The Prestige Worldwide flat is on all-black fabric with white silhouettes. It shows a boat with two women on either side and “Boats n Hoes” written across the bottom. For those who enjoy a good man cave, getting on a boat with a beautiful woman is a close second. This flag is fun and a little raunchy, which can bring some humor to any man cave.

Review

Like the rest of Probsin’s flags, the Prestige Worldwide flag is made of 100% polyester. It is 3 feet by 5 feet in size. It’s lightweight and waterproof. The photo on the fabric is created using a screen printing process. It comes with two brass grommets on the side of the flag rather than in the corners, which can make hanging it up in a man cave a little difficult.

The Prestige Worldwide flat also has double stitching all the way around the edges, which can provide some additional durability. The weatherproofing makes it easy to wash if the time comes and you need to do so. Customers have reported that they would have liked the fabric to be slightly heavier. A less heavy fabric could cause some damage when moving or washing the flag after a while, so keep in mind to treat your new Probsin flag carefully in those instances.

For what you’re getting, Probsin offers a good price for the Prestige Worldwide flat at $11.99. It only comes in white silhouettes on black, however, which means that you don’t have a lot of variety when it comes to colors. However, classic black and white does go well with every style of man cave out there.

Customers have given the Prestige Worldwide flag a 4.8 star out of 5 stars rating. Many of the customer reviews said that the flag was exactly what they were looking for, and great quality for the price. It’s a good flag for college-aged kids to hang in their dorm, or just for someone you know with a man cave that’s looking for a good Boats’n’Hoes decoration. 

Pros

  • Waterproof and durable
  • Lightweight
  • 100% polyester
  • Double-stitched

Cons

  • Brass grommets on the side
  • No color variety

Summary

This comprehensive review and comparison guide showed five of our favorite man cave flags, both in artistic design and the overall design of the flag itself. Our personal favorite is a toss-up between the “No Weenies Allowed” and the Probsin “That’s My Ass Bro” Flag. Both make good flags and have fun designs!